What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 23:40
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.